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  • Tumblr: we're so smart intellectual not like those idiots on Facebook no were so smart college kids science and big words we read books
  • Tumblr: omg did u no u can get infinite chocolate whenu cut it a certain way dd u know girls w/ purple eyes never have to shave or get perids did u know spiders will bite u in te butt on toilets lol it's true I read it on the Internet

agayboy:

did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did

(via mummmu)

Taking my niece and nephew to the shop.

  • Sarah (6 year old): I swear if there's traffic I'm gonna kill myself.